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Why Hail will never be a Health teacher.

Journal Entry: Fri Jan 25, 2013, 4:58 PM
  • Mood: Llama
  • Listening to: Stuff..
  • Reading: The screen.
  • Watching: Stuff.
  • Playing: Flipnote.
  • Eating: Nothing.
  • Drinking: Joose.
I'm soooo sorry for this guys...XDDD I made this pervish joke/segment/thingy up just now and I wanted to share it since I'm really hyper right now. XDDD Real sorry.


HEY KIDS.

I'M YOUR HEALTH TEACHER. MS HAILFIRE.

YOU KNOW HOW SOME KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL DO "IT" RIGHT?

IMMA TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY.

One day, in Plushieville High School, there were two cute little teddy bears named Teddy and Tedina. They were best fwends.

One day, Tedina and Teddy realized they had feelings for each other. So they took it to the next level or some shiz like that.

They were so madly in love, that one night, Teddy invited Tedina to his house while his parents were away.

It was there, he asked her something special.

He asked her to go window shopping with him.

They did, and they bought the most beautifullest stain glass mirror of a homicidal donkey ever created in the history of forever.

Then they destroyed it with pickaxes because what the hell do bears do with windows anyway.

Then.

The next night, Tedina invited Teddy over to her house while her parents were out gambling, and she asked him to do something very special.

They went hub cap shopping.

But while they were shopping, they realized they didn't have a car, and went home.

THEN.

ONE NIGHT.

Teddy and Tedina were alone at Teddy's house.

In bed.

Nekkid. (Fudge, bears don't even wear clothes. XP)

Just then, as Teddy and Tedina were about to do that thing you were probably expecting them to do like twice before already...

The house exploded.

Someone forgot to lock the door to keep the Creepers out.

The end.

Moral of story: Don't have pre-marital smex. You will die. Via explosions.

.____.

Dun kill meh. XDDD

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:iconfrostbitegailes:
*FrostBiteGailes Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wooooow lolololol is your last name rly hailfire XDDD that was so pervy XDDDDDDD
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~OrangePika Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAIIIIL COME SAVE OUR SCHOOL. XDXDXDXDXD
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:iconemberstar71:
~Emberstar71 Jan 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
This reminds me of the movie Mean Girls, when the health teacher said, "Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant. And die."
XD Most awesome story eva! Fbxhxnvkfjxhdhcj m
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~Animalcrazy55 Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDDDD Ah, Hail and her stories...xD
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~Sauti-Alamisi Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl:

I loved it.
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:iconkokothedoughnut:
~KoKoTheDoughnut Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You sir, are our hero.
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:iconanimalz120:
~Animalz120 Jan 25, 2013  Student Artist
lol :iconimdeadplz:
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~sora12212 Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist
The hell is this. xD
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~perky-chi Jan 25, 2013   Filmographer
That creeper is a hero
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