Journal Entry: Fri Jan 25, 2013, 4:58 PM
Listening to: Stuff..
Reading: The screen.
I'm soooo sorry for this guys...XDDD I made this pervish joke/segment/thingy up just now and I wanted to share it since I'm really hyper right now. XDDD Real sorry.
I'M YOUR HEALTH TEACHER. MS HAILFIRE.
YOU KNOW HOW SOME KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL DO "IT" RIGHT?
IMMA TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY.
One day, in Plushieville High School, there were two cute little teddy bears named Teddy and Tedina. They were best fwends.
One day, Tedina and Teddy realized they had feelings for each other. So they took it to the next level or some shiz like that.
They were so madly in love, that one night, Teddy invited Tedina to his house while his parents were away.
It was there, he asked her something special.
He asked her to go window shopping with him.
They did, and they bought the most beautifullest stain glass mirror of a homicidal donkey ever created in the history of forever.
Then they destroyed it with pickaxes because what the hell do bears do with windows anyway.
The next night, Tedina invited Teddy over to her house while her parents were out gambling, and she asked him to do something very special.
They went hub cap shopping.
But while they were shopping, they realized they didn't have a car, and went home.
Teddy and Tedina were alone at Teddy's house.
Nekkid. (Fudge, bears don't even wear clothes. XP)
Just then, as Teddy and Tedina were about to do that thing you were probably expecting them to do like twice before already...
The house exploded.
Someone forgot to lock the door to keep the Creepers out.
Moral of story: Don't have pre-marital smex. You will die. Via explosions.
Dun kill meh. XDDD